prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

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cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

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walkerxmonroe:

[CLIMBS TO THE TOP OF A BIG HILL AND SHOUTS] scHOOL MAKES ME FEEL DUMB AND USELESS AND SORT OF LIKE I’M DROWNING AND IT MAKES ME HATE MYSELF EVEN MORE THAN I DO ANYWAY THESE DAYS AND I REALLY DON’T WANT TO GO TOMORROW

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i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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Jared Padalecki   ~   VanCon 2014 - Gold Panel   x

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Jensen Ackles | TCA 2014 Portraits [Credits]
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jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

NICKNAMES image

PEOPLE GIVING YOU A NICKNAME image

PEOPLE ALWAYS CALLING YOU BY THAT NICKNAME image

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lardypoison:

why r fire extinguishers in glass cases that u have to smash?? its like u know what this fire needs?? more danger

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asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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